XX: As not to ensure any so called "red herrings" or needless hype while the cogs are still in motion,
XX: We've decided to keep things vague and fittingly forboding while you all take the time to relax.
XX: As you all become acquainted you'll become more and more familiar with this initiative that will plague your lives for the next year or longer.
XX: Sit back.
XX: Become friends.
XX: Once this frustrating tide of confusion gets pushed to the side,
XX: We'll assure you that it will only be a matter of months for you to get acquainted with us.
XX: And as we move along towards the morning of that fateful day,
XX: We'll become far more acquainted with you all as something much more approachable for narrative capacity.
XX: Welcome to the next sector of your lives, young ones, as there's no need to turn back at what was going to be a meaningless dead end without us.
XX: Welcome to your entrance to exposition!
XX: So that being said,
